Tuesday, September 22, 2020

The Best Kale Recipe Ever

1. Sow Kale early. It likes cool temperatures and shade.

2. Raise chickens. Free-range them if possible. Their eggs will contain more nutrients that way.

3. Harvest the kale and wash thoroughly with cold tap water.

4. Feed kale to chickens.

5. Sacrifice, cook, and eat the chickens.

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