Lies, Infant Death, and Restaurants

My Quora Answer to:

As a doctor, what is the most dangerous truth a patient has confessed in front of you?

That a baby's death was the fault of a restaurant.

I signed into an ER shift one morning in Waupan, WI. The previous doc declared a dead infant just minutes beforehand. A very astute and caring nurse approached me and said that the baby was already cold and blue and lifeless on arrival. In other words, it was DOA.

I contacted the police and told a friend there about my concerns. He investigated further and discovered that the biological dad had fallen asleep drunk and suffocated the baby in his sleep.

All parties went to prison.

ADDENDUM (More details since my original Answer didn't explain everything).

What grandma and mom did was bring the corpse to a local restaurant pretending the infant was still alive. Dad stayed at home to remove himself from the situation. Partway through breakfast, mom started screaming, “my baby's not breathing! Call 911!”

Of course someone did, but when mom and grandma arrived at the ER, they told the doc and nurses that (1) there must have been a gas leak at the restaurant that killed the baby, and (2) the restaurant staff waited too long to call 911. They had the whole charade planned out in advance. It took a very wise and observant nurse to point out to me after the shift change that the child had been dead for hours on arrival, not just several minutes. I believed her and called a cop friend of mine who then led an investigation leading to charges and eventual conviction of all three.

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My Contributions to Humanity

My Quora Answer to:
What's been your most valuable contribution to humanity?

In order:

1. Seven beautiful, caring, loving, and compassionate children.

2. Being a physician. Especially the ER part.

3. Saving lives.

3. Medical missions to Mexico and Nicaragua.

4. The Medicine Cabinet, my baby. This was a non-profit group I started in the Spring of 1994 in response to the Rwandan civil war. In fact, our shipment of medications and medical equipment was one of the first from the U.S. In 2007, the thugs at the IRS killed my baby, claiming it was just a shell corporation. Despite the fact that I never made a penny from it not accepted cash donations.

5. My “War on Abortions After the First Trimester.”

6. My fight against aborting babies just because they have Down Syndrome. I call this "Geneticide," or the mass extermination of people based solely on genetics.

7. How to Think Like a Doctor and its Spanish translation, Cómo Pensar Como un Doctor.

8. Barefoot Doctors.

9. And my book My Worst Thanksgiving Ever, although you'd be hard pressed to find my “contributions to humanity” but they are there, especially in follow-up.

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Death by Ecstasy

My Quora Answer to:
Can a man with a weak heart die from an organism?

Orgasm?

If you mean orgasm then the answer is “yes.” The best celebrity anecdote is from Richard Pryor whose own father “came and went” at the same time while having sex with one of his own prostitutes (he was a pimp).

These days, we older men with heart disease need to be extra careful because taking nitroglycerin, having Coronary Artery Disease, and using Viagra to flog a dying horse, all add up to what our special needs government calls a “Black Box Warning.” In other words, proceed with caution. But in all honesty, no one ever in the midst of passion has stepped back to say, “hey, let's think about this first.”

Sildenafil, the generic name/form of Viagra, works by relaxing the smooth muscles that line the arterial (oxygen-carrying) side of our blood system. In penises, that's a good thing. But in horny old men, that means a lot of the blood moves from the core (heart, lungs, etc.) to the periphery, leaving less blood to oxygenate these vital organs. So, at the moment of ecstasy there is a battle, and the poor ol' geezer often loses.

Taps are now on order.

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